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There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth.

Sep 12, 2024

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Flying fish flew by the space station.

Sep 12, 2024

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As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts.

Sep 12, 2024

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I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn’t think about the equator.

Sep 10, 2024

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For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.

Sep 10, 2024

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Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Sep 10, 2024

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He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there.

Sep 10, 2024

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You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah.

Sep 10, 2024

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The elephant didn’t want to talk about the person in the room.

Sep 9, 2024

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Please wait outside of the house.

Sep 9, 2024

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